Glossary of Dating Site Terminology and the translated definitions

Separated  Still living with ex and doesn’t envisage this changing. Divorced Co-dependent. Attached to their past so irrevocably that they're unable to embrace a future. Free Thinker Knowledge free thinker more like. Anti-vax, conspiracy wingnut. Entirely innocent of books. Facts bounce off them like tennis balls served into brick walls. A bollock faced foghorn of ignorance. Up For Fun Fuck hungry, a chlamydia dispensary. A sex tunnel that has seen more action than Wembley Stadium. No Baggage Enough baggage for a lifelong vacation, just expects others to do the carrying. Likes a laugh No Shit Karen, doesn’t everybody? This isn’t the unicorn moment you think it is. Sapiosexual Thick as a Boxing day turd, but earnestly forced themselves through College. You could walk through their deepest thought and not get your ankles wet. Full of banter Verbal bully with the personality of a letter-bomb. Partner in Crime for Life’s adventures Yawn! Unimaginative and more forgettable than an Ed Sheeran soundtrack about amnesia. Adventures will be watching Eastenders in the same room with a trip to Tescos on Saturday for thrills. Honest, expects the same in return. Isn’t even honest with themselves. Usually thin skinned, the self-awareness of a train station toilet. Test this rigorously to breaking point for maximum amusement. Loves a night on the tiles. Alcoholic. Likes nothing better than applying enough fake tan for a minstrel show and necking flavoured cider in any of the soulless drinking factories masquerading as bars. Spiritual  Holy Fuck-Balls! The sort of top flight bell end that has crafted an entire personality out of “Inspirational Quote” Facebook memes. Never engage in conversation with one of these. You’ll be neck deep in regret by the 3rd message. I can guess with some certainty that the male profiles will be even worse.